Monday, August 13, 2012

Fraudulent Limpet



Sometimes I feel like a fraud.  Like I’m not a real surfer.  It’s not bad enough that I’m an East Coaster, but I surf in Maine!  Of all the godforsaken places for a surfer to live…

 Never mind the fact that I’ve surfed standup since ’74 and started belly whomping a few years before that.  Oh sure, I’ve put the time in the water, mastered all the basic moves, developed my own style.  But I don’t feel like a complete surfer.  You see, in all those years, I’ve never, ever been on a real surf trip.

  I’ve seen most of the East Coast. Lived a few months in Florida while attending a semester of college.  Did a spring break trip down to Sebastian Inlet. I’ve surfed Virginia Beach and used to rent a place on Hatteras with the extended family during the kids’ April vacation for a few years.  I’ve surfed the Cape (Cod) and all the breaks in New Hampshire and of course Maine (southern Maine anyway.)  Oddly, though I’ve been down to Rhode Island a few times, I’ve never surfed there.  A lot of surfers I know will make the trip down every hurricane season to catch the early south swell before it starts showing up in NH and Maine.  I’ve never done it.  Never had the time or freedom.

I’ve been to California but it wasn’t a real surf trip.  Spent 10 days there the 1st year of my marriage, staying with my brother who was stationed at Pendelton.  But I wasn’t there to surf, per se.  Oh sure, I brought my board, but I also brought a non-surfing spouse; it was supposed to be a “on the cheap” honeymoon.  And my non-surfing spouse was more interested in going to Disneyland and Universal Studios.  Out of the whole ten days I surfed exactly: two.  The first was crappy, onshore, mushy out-of-season Malibu.  The second day was at Trestles.  I got there just as the wind was switching onshore.  Surfers trudging up the trail told me I’d really missed it.  I’d checked the beach break across from my brother’s apartment early that morning and it was offshore and clean but my non-surfing spouse wanted to finish watching a movie on my brother’s cable tv; cable was new and exciting back in ’82.  So I got to the beach late. Right as the wind switched.  I paddled out anyway and it wasn’t too bad but I could see it was breaking much better further down the beach.  Unbeknowst to me, I’d paddled out at Uppers and down the beach where it was breaking better was still-pretty-damn-good-despite-being-onshore Lowers.  But my non-surfing spouse didn’t want to walk any further so I missed the best day of the whole trip, surfing crappy Uppers. The ironic thing is, the same storm that provided the surf while I was in California and eventually travelled across the continent and went off the Maine coast as a Nor’easter that I surfed a few days after I got home and it was far, far better…but damn cold, being March and all…

Over the years a little bit of me died each time I’d hear about some of my surfing friends’ trips.  I know some who’ve spent months in Costa Rica, winters in the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico.  One of my old surfing buddies owns property out at the old Hollister Ranch (prime surfing!) in California.  Even Nova Scotia…many of my friends have made multiple trips up to that point riddled surfing wonderland.  I’ve not made even one.  I’ve dreamed of making a camping/surfing excursion up there, it just hasn’t worked out for me.  I also know of a few that have made dream trips to J-Bay in South Africa…my ultimate dream destination.  And then of course, there’s Hawaii.  No self-respecting surfer can call themselves a complete surfer unless they’ve completed a pilgrimage to the North Shore.  It might as well be the dark side of the moon for me…

No, the reasons for my being stuck fast to Maine like a limpet to a rock, are many and heartbreaking.  But stuck I am.  Oh, I try to make the best of it, and I do love it here; Maine will always be my home.  “Home” to a former military brat is a precious thing.  You see, even though I lived in a few places while my dad was still active military, I never felt I belonged anywhere.  But the last few decades, living here in Maine, I finally do feel that this is home.  But…there is that wanderlust too.  Cuz I’m a surfer, and surfers are travelers.  Least they’re supposed to be…I need to get out there and do it; I need to find a way…time goes short in this life…




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